Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are living a calm suburban life after playing a GAME, the likes of which you do not much care to think about. You have a variety of INTERESTS, which have multiplied and grown over the years. You are still overly fond of MOVIES, and your tastes have not improved much. You enjoy practicing MAGIC TRICKS and COMPUTER PROGRAMING (a sort of magic trick) and have unfortunately not grown out of your fondness for PRANKS. You also enjoy dabbling in MUSIC and talking to your FRIENDS. You could, however, say your biggest hobby is DICKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET.